Here is the final part of Chapter 1. Witness the excitement of the sue's meeting with Dumbledore!

Warnings: The usual, some sexual humor, language, a mary sue
Disclaimer: anything i reference isn't mine

( A Meeting With Dumbledore )

Hello,
We return with the next exciting installment in which...nothing happens!

( It's Boring! )

Hello,
Unfortunately I left my flash drive that contains my Twilight MST at my parents house so I found I horrible so fic on fanfiction.net that has 20 parts completed and the 21st is still going. Each section is about 40 chapters long and the author refers to them as novels. Without further adieu, let us begin the next Snagonagall sporking.
Warnings ( Read more... )

Once again, I am sorry I haven't posted for a while. School takes up a lot of time. Thank you all for your patience. Anything you recognize isn't mine, anything referenced isn't mine, the characters aren't mine, this terrible book isn't mine, and the term MST isn't mine. I'm not making any money off of this.
Warnings: violent and sexual references, ( Read more... )

The third and final chapter, thus far, of the horrid truth or dare fic, the worst chapter by far, if you ask me.

The fic features: terrible grammar, as usual, rampant molestation, drinking, OOC-ness, and rape. I'm pretty certain that the author is oblivious to the fact that the scenarios she wrote are considered rape and molestation.
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This is the second chapter of the truth or dare fic.
The fic features: incoherence, extreme OOC-ness, rampant pedophilia, and whorish behavior.
The MST features: Severus Snape, Minerva McGonagall, Rolanda Hooch, Delores Umbridge, and a brief appearance by Albus Dumbledore.
( Truth )

The bad!fic features: immaturity, lack of punctuation, bad grammar, and slutty, ditzy McGonagall and Madame Hooch.
The MST features: Severus Snape, Minerva McGonagall, a brief appearance by Albus Dumbledore, Gilderoy Lockhart, and Sybil Trelawney

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Well, this is the last chapter I have so far. Hopefully the author will update soon. Untill then I have other fics waiting to be destroyed.
Anyway, the fic features: general stupidity, Mary-Sueness, a trite plot, a lack of originality, Sirius behaving like a five-year old, the first signs of Snape's attraction to the Sue (Poor Snape), and more ( Read more... )

Chapter 2 of the Sirius/Snape/Mary-Sue love triangle.
Fic features: unfinished sentences, incoherence, whorish behavior, more character assassination of Snape X(
MST features: McGonagall, Snape, and firewhiskey.

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